Are you tired of “Sunday Morning Scramble Syndrome”? Are you fed up with hunting for matching socks while the opening hymn is already playing? There has to be a better way!

Introducing: The Trinity Lutheran Church Livestream!

For the low, low price of zero dollars, you can:

• Stay dry!: No more fighting the elements.
• Sit in Comfy seats!: Your recliner is now the front row.
• Drink Gourmet Coffee: (Provided you make it yourself in the kitchen).

“But what if I haven’t brushed my teeth yet?” You’re in luck! Our high-definition cameras are strictly one-way. We see nothing, you see everything.

Watch Live at 9am at TLC Livestream!

Disclaimer: We still invite you to join us in person, but for today, your couch is officially a pew.